Where Do All The Chairs Go?

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There's this boy at Pency called Ackley who never has any chairs in his room. I imagine that they couldn't stand to be in Ackley-kid's crummy, smelly, goddamn room. Just thinking about being in the same room with Ackley's pimply face all day would scare me off. It must be even worse for the chairs because they have to be in goddamn contact with him. Before they ran away Ackley-kid probably sat his big ass on their arms and just sat there picking at his pimples. That Ackley is a real slob. When I think about it like that I start to understand why there are no chairs in that old Ackley's room.